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Before there were Kardashians,
There was Viv Anderson.
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A Cliche of Gaffers
02:33
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I once met Mick McCarthy, he said what's all the fuss?
The only thing in football you need is how to park the bus.
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My exploits on the pitch got a trial down at Ipswich.
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As a child Paul Ince had a Wendy house....
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Public Elleray Number 1
04:09
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I'll show you what's really hard,
Running backwards and showing a card.
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The Goalies Faux Pas
03:31
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You were only allowed four.
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A tax return wouldn't worry Rodney Fern.
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From Mullets To Gullit's
04:02
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Who stole the wig from Tina Turner?
Carlos Valderrama!
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The Full Members Cup
04:16
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Ken Bates had a light bulb moment.
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Teeth out, headband, flowing locks.
Short shorts, Ralgex, rolled down socks.
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Lobbed Seaman from the half way line.
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Chairman Of The Bored
02:36
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I like a big fat Cuban in the back of my roller.
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Shit 'n' Miss
03:10
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He couldn't score in a brothel.
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So here I am stuck in limbo,
As they play manager bingo.
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Career Ending Injury
05:00
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He hit that like you hit Ulrika.
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Armchair Loyal Solihull, UK
Songs about when goalies were only allowed four steps and to get sent off you had to hack someone's legs off with a blunt butter knife.
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